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Mommy!!!!

I can't take this gorgeousness anymore. Too much, too much.

Magic Hat

I have this fantasy. I'm walking down the street, and Emile walks by, wearing his special brown fedora that he seems to love so much (as do I). As we pass each other and I catch a glimmer in his green eye, a powerful gust of wind knocks his pretty hat off his pretty head and carries it into the unknown.

"My hat!" Emile screams out.
"I've got it, Emile," I scream back, as I run towards the hat and catch it with my mighty cougar paw. I grab it and hold it tight and run towards him (in slow motion).
"Thank you so much," says Emile, as he puts his magic hat back on his beautiful head. "How can I ever repay you?"
"Well, I have a few ideas," I'll say, and the rest will be a story we'll tell to our grandchildren someday...

The Voice that makes me moist

Enough said.

Brain Freeze by Sudden Exposure to Gorgeousness!

Can someone help me out: What is the best word to describe the act of gasping loudly in pleasure and delight from the depths of your soul? Because that's what I did when I saw this photo of unbelievably gorgeous Emile. The reaction in my brain was like brainfreeze from drinking something cold too fast. My brain froze from taking in this image too quickly. Now if only the image would come to life and walk into my bedroom, climb into bed with me and do...well, you get the picture.

Hello, Gorgeous Nerd

(Sung to the melody of Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing")

Even in big dorky frames
And a bushy, overgrown mane
You're still sexy, baby,
You're a gorgeous sexy nerd
And when you gaze at me with your green eyes
Man, I get some butterflies
Cuz you're sexy baby
In those sexy cut-off sho-o-orts.

Hands Off, Cougar!

You've got competition, lady! There's only room for one cougar in this here jungle, and sweet Emile is my pray. My mighty cougar paw will hold him down.

Will You Let Me Adopt You?

Nothing tore me up more in "Into The Wild" than the scene where grandpa asks my gorgeous baby Emile if he could adopt him. He never got the chance, that poor old man. Emile, here's your opportunity to make it up: Let ME adopt you. I've got a room with a view, a bathroom with a tub, a full kitchen and great schools! I will give you a great life here, my boy. Just let me know. I'll be waiting...

Baby, baby honey

baby, baby honey
i ain't got much money
and i ain't in the movies
but i got an ass and a pair of nice boobies
sorry for my dirty mouth
but if you ask me, i can go down south
you can be my dylan and i'll be your brenda
or if you prefer, i'll be just a friend-a.

Never Been Kissed (by Emile)

Hey y'all, remember how in "Never Been Kissed," Drew Barrymore challenges her beloved "teacher" to meet her at the baseball field at such and such hour in her brilliant article about going back to High School? Well, I have the same proposition for my beloved Emilio: If you read this and come to the back of the Wallgreens on Union Street in Brooklyn at 11:05 p.m. on Sunday night, I'll be there...waiting for my first, REAL kiss.

Thanks "happygurl666" for the Donor Eyes!

The transplant was a resounding success! I can now see images like the one above. With caution, this time. One eye at a time. My surgeon, Dr. Eyez, said full-on and prolonged exposure could cause instant blindness...again. And I need my eyes to sew my "Emile Quilt."

Sweetie, sweetie, cutie

sweetie sweetie cutie
i wanna tap that bootie
we could do it clothed
or do it in the nudie
don't you know my cutie, i'm always in the moodie
let's get naughty now, because i ain't no prudie

Let's make magic on the magic bus

because that sounds like fun.

Donor Eyes Needed

The startling beauty of this image has rendered me blind. Please help. I will need new eyes in order to keep viewing this indescribable beauty.