Dear child, I have a pair of donor eyes for you. I am professor Homer Littlefoot. I have a terrific set of eyeballs from one Mary Cotton. She has a bit of a checkered past, if you will (6 children murdered, 2 stepchildren and 3 husbands.) But her eyes work splendidly. They are of a lovely cloudy beige-gray hue. I have them here, resting atop of my bureau waiting to be claimed. I can ship them to you express, packed in dry ice. However, you will need to install them yourself. I will include the simple instructions. Good luck, kind child. And do continue your good work on this splendid blog.
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Dear child, I have a pair of donor eyes for you. I am professor Homer Littlefoot. I have a terrific set of eyeballs from one Mary Cotton. She has a bit of a checkered past, if you will (6 children murdered, 2 stepchildren and 3 husbands.) But her eyes work splendidly. They are of a lovely cloudy beige-gray hue. I have them here, resting atop of my bureau waiting to be claimed. I can ship them to you express, packed in dry ice. However, you will need to install them yourself. I will include the simple instructions. Good luck, kind child. And do continue your good work on this splendid blog.
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